Ninepatch is the monthly publication of a non-profit organization by the same name. In the pages of this Ninepatch magazine, women – and the men who support them – share their spiritual journeys and life experiences through letters, essays, poetry, book reviews and more. Ninepatch offers a forum where contributors can be heard and enjoy an atmosphere of sharing and acceptance. Such sharing is vital in helping everyone find their place in an eternal spiritual circle where all know and are known.
REMEMBERED: FUNNY VALENTINES
Last year I sent the last of my laughable valentines that featured silly riddles. This year I shopped CVS, Walgreens, Publix and Walmart for children’s cards and adult “funnies.” The only one that brought a smile was a “knock-knock.”
Knock , knock!
They don’t mega-truck big enough to hold my Valentine’s Day wishes for you!
Beginning in 1968, I brought valentines for my students in grade 1-3. Shopping carefully, I bought ones with words or small verses the kids could read. At one time, children’s Valentine’s Day cards featured “fun” verbiage. One was riddles.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
Such funny phrases encouraged reading a brought smiles. Sometimes the younger boys and girls had to memorize their cards, but later that day, students could also carry them home and “read” them to brothers, sisters, friends and parents.
Even my later high school students produced happy groans when I presented corny valentine jokes.
Q: What do you did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on
A: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
Of course, preposterous “elephant jokes” also had their Valentine’s Day appearance:
“SAL: How can you tell and elephant from a valentine card?
AL: I don’t know!
SAL: Then don’t get a job with the post office!”
U R A QT!
Happy Valentine’s Day!,
CALLING ALL WRITERS
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Contact Editor, Frances.
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